In a whirlwind tour that’s already raising eyebrows, former President Donald Trump made a striking exit from Qatar today, leaving military personnel buzzing after a flamboyant farewell at an American base where he strutted for the troops. Accompanied by country singer Lee Greenwood, who seemed to be an unwilling participant in the spectacle, Trump’s antics have left many questioning the nature of his high-profile tour across the Middle East.

The former president, who previously stirred controversy with his views on Muslims, has been receiving a hero’s welcome at every stop, with Qatar presenting him with horses and camels, and Saudi Arabia rolling out the red carpet. However, as Trump landed in the United Arab Emirates, he shifted gears from theatrics to business, engaging in a roundtable with defense contractors to push American arms sales, particularly drones, in light of ongoing global conflicts.

But the trip took an unexpected turn as Trump launched into a bizarre “weave,” veering wildly off-topic during his presentation. His discourse meandered from discussing drones to lumberjacks and transportation—prompting laughter, confusion, and a sense of urgency among those present. “We’re entering a weave! Buckle up!” he exclaimed, leaving attendees and viewers alike in disbelief.

As the tour wraps up, questions loom over whether Trump’s antics will yield any substantial diplomatic or business outcomes. With a mix of bravado and bewilderment, the former president has left an indelible mark on the region, stirring intrigue and skepticism. Stay tuned as we continue to follow this unfolding story.